thebibliosphere:

Some Random American as soon as they find out I’m Scottish: oh wow, you don’t have much of a Scottish accent. *proceeds to do a parody of a stereotypical Scottish accent as if trying to show me how it’s done*

*continues to use random Scots words at periodic intervals which equate to gibberish within the context of the conversation for the duration of our acquaintance* 

*talks about my country like a mythical kingdom that doesn’t exist anymore and ignores me when I try to talk about current events in relation to the world. waxes lyrical about clans and heritage. ignores all historical context in favor of a white washed ideal of a nation that has never existed*

*uses the idea of clans and heritage to claim cultural identity in order to better protect their racism and bigotry. laughs when I say it makes me uncomfortable to see my father’s family tartan being used at a White Pride™ rally*

Me: Guns make me uncomfortable, I personally don’t feel safe in public spaces knowing that someone could be armed. We had a mass shooting at a nearby primary school when I was a child and the following year guns were banned. I wish America would take steps to do the same.

Some Fucko: 🚨hey there hold on now that’s  🚨 who are you to talk about our culture that way 🚨 you don’t 🚨 that’s seems fake to me   🚨 FAKE NEWS 🚨  guns don’t kill people sweetie! people do! 🚨that’s life 🚨deal with is hashtag snowflake 🚨 oh no how could this happen 🚨  who could have predicted this tragedy that happens with alarming frequency!  🚨 thoughts and prayers  🚨 thoughts and prayers  🚨 thoughts and prayers 🚨 change is frightening  🚨 thoughts and prayers  🚨 thoughts and prayers 🚨 no social or government reform! 🚨 we die like innocent by standers in a crowd and small children in schools because the preventable death of thousands is an acceptable price to pay in order to maintain the support of billionaire gun lobbyists 🚨 freedom isn’t free and neither are we 🚨 I am afraid  🚨 I am afraid 🚨 I am afraid and express this through anger  🚨Liberty and Justice For All* 🚨 *exclusions may definitely apply.

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

(via joshpeck)